i like to smile.
i like to live.
sorry if i don't talk to you..i'm socially retarded :/
Sincerely,
KyrianaGuillory
Photoset reblogged from Clap With Me with 18,087 notes
Photographer David Chambon has been working on an awesome series of photos featuring insects so thoroughly covered in morning dew, they appear to have been bejeweled.
Visit Colossal to view more examples of David Chambon’s beautiful work and then head over to 500px and Flickr to see even more.
Source: thisiscolossal.com
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how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
Source: jewelstaites
Quote reblogged from Creoso a'baramin with 9,101 notes
A poem begins with a lump in the throat.
Source: hopeinspiresme
I wish i had party friends.
The kind that can just go out and have a good time. like, dont be a prude when someone tries to talk to you and if a guy touches you in a way you dont like, dont fucking ruin the night for everyone else.
that may seem mean but it’s how i feel.
handle it and move the fuck on.
if it’s not your `type of music`, get over it
if you feel uncomfortable, get out of your head cause you’re nothing special and no-one cares.
everyone is a hot mess.
I’m only ranting because i want to go out tonight.
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Things Jon Snow Knows
1. Nothing
2. Oral
3. Windmills
Source: mumblebrows
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